Pull out your fucking checkbook and smash that subscribe button, you worthless lily white pieces of sh–sorry, “allies.” This is Safety Pin Box.
Anyone who says capitalism doesn’t work has obviously never sold a rock to somebody for $85.
I was politically profiled by a grocery bagger for wearing a Pardon My Take shirt. This is my story.
I was so wrong. The bumper car fight was great but this – this is your fight of the year.
The busted fire hydrant finale is so perfect it almost makes me think the whole thing was scripted.
Brad built himself a pair of wings from feathers and dick wax and he’s about to fly his ass directly into the sun.